No doubt the above advice is something we all need to take seriously and sensibly; but in spite of my greatest and most noble efforts there are still a number of things in this world (and in this county) that make my blood boil and and my eye twitch (the right one, at least) in malevolent disgust. Perhaps by sharing these things we you, loyal readers (thou shalt not snicker) they will become less offensive over time; so let it be written, so let it be done. Amen.
- Popped Collars
- Presumptuous and unapologetic pedestrians
- Bug eye sunglasses
- MmmBop
- Paulie Shore
- Hearing people say "that one movie with Paulie Shore" on campus
- Guys who wear pajama pants into the Cougareat
- The Maverick Monster
- Salesmen who use the missionary tactic of "build a relationship of trust" in the Wilk or Mall
- Vegans
- Unschool
- European swim trunks
- Sycophants
- Rhombuses ( crafty little devils)
- People who use parenthesizes excessively....
- The Real World and other MTV atrocities
- Hippies
- People who talk on their cell phones so that the whole world is keen on 50% of the conversation
- Inadvertently meeting Americans in a foreign country
- Being surrounded by gigantic black spiders with nothing but a pump action pellet gun for protection and a broken down dune buggy (a dream you wouldn't soon forget either, I guarantee it)
- Latter Day Pharisees
- iAnything, or at least the notion that something promoted as counterculture can also be mainstream simultaneously.
- Esurance
- Ulcers
- Mountain Standard Time
- Awkward Silences
- .........................
- People who don't get witty jokes
- Guys who sing in public places, when they have no business doing so there or anywhere else for that matter.
- And finally, to round things out - the word "paradigm"
Oh yeah, almost forgot #32 - French ________ (insert word here, excluding toast)
I'd be interested to what the rest of you folk find irksome ~ perhaps a "Top 5" or something
2 comments:
I definitely have a top 100! I'll have to blog about it soon...lol. Kudos though to your top 35. I agree with most all of them!
I nominate people who think they are odd (and try to be excessively so on purpose) and then say "I guess it's the artist in me". I don't think Michaelangelo was frustratingly queer (not homosexual, you biggot, but "out of place"), but HE was an artist. Anyway . . .
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